It's no secret that I'm not cut from Mom fabric. Motherhood isn't for me and nothing proves that like when my big brother's kids are in town. I take each of the five of them on a special date. My first date went like this:
12:00 Pick up 5 year old Kyleigh to go to Kids Kingdom.
12:14 Realize that when it is 112 degrees swings, slide, and tire swing sear through shorts when sat upon. Climb around on jungle gym instead.
12:30 Follow Kyleigh over to the sprinkler area where she plays for a few minutes.
12:37 Sit with Kyleigh in the shade waiting for the water volcano to erupt. Want to poke my eyes out after telling her over and over that the water volcano won't erupt until 1:00. It's "Are we there yet?" times a thousand.
12:49 Tell weird babysitter guy with a toddler that perhaps he shouldn't set his cigarettes and lighter in the woodchips on the playground because, ya know, there are kids here and stuff.
12:51 Move away from weird babysitter guy who apparently took my scolding as an invitation for conversation.
1:00 Finally the volcano erupts. Kyleigh is afraid to get near it.
1:02 Volcano stops and we sit in the shade waiting for the next eruption at 1:15.
1:15 This time Kyleigh runs for it, understanding that if she doesn't get to it ASAP, she'll miss out and will possibly shrivel up into a raisin if she doesn't get wet.
1:22 Introduce Kyleigh to a little girl from school. They splash around like old friends.
1:30 Volcano erupts again and Kyleigh has wisely staked out the spot that gets the most water. She guards her area fiercely and gets completely drenched.
1:40 Weird babysitter guy moves near my shady spot, bringing with him 2 other pock marked, skinny legged meth users. One sits behind me, one to the side, and the other in front of me so that when they want to talk to each other they have to yell. After being caught in the middle of yelling conversations about a festering rash, a stolen truck, and the (insert colorful word) government, I tell Kyleigh that after the next volcano eruption, we're going to get frozen yogurt.
1:47 Practically injure Kyleigh as I rub her dry with a towel, simultaneously pulling on her shorts and shirt.
1:48 Walk so briskly to the car that Kyleigh runs after me calling "Wait for me! Wait for me!"
1:48 Think briefly about the Pirates of the Caribbean Code: If anyone falls behind, they're left behind.
1:49 Grab Kyleigh and hustle her to the car.
1:50 Peel out of the playground parking lot.
2:00 Sit happily in the clean, air conditioned yogurt shop. Smile as Kyleigh tops her yogurt with gummy worms, gummy bears, chocolate chips, cherries, sprinkles, more sprinkles, and whatever else she pleases.
2:01 Smile even bigger at the mom who explains to her kid that he can't do the same thing because they only put healthy things in their bodies.
2:22 Kyleigh puts her sweaty, ice cream covered face up to mine and says "Thank you, Aunt Alicia." She tops it off with an open mouthed kiss, leaving sprinkles on my lip.
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