1) On the bus ride to the pumpkin patch, two little ones in the seat behind me were singing "Old MacDonald" and decided to make up a verse about pumpkins that went like this:
Little girl: "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a pumpkin, E-I-E-I-O. With a...with a...what kind of noise do pumpkins make?"
Little boy: "Ummmm, BOOM BOOM?"
Little girl: "Yeah, that's a good one. Let's sing it."
Both: "With a BOOM BOOM here and a BOOM BOOM there, here a BOOM, there a BOOM, everywhere a BOOM BOOM. Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O."
Then they high-fived their musical genius. Boom, boom indeed.
Little One: "I feel scared in my heart."
Me: "What are you scared of."
Little One: "I've never been to a farm before."
Me: "Do you remember all the things we talked about seeing?"
Little One: "Yes, but I'm still scared in my heart."
Me: "It's okay to be nervous about something new."
Little One: "Will you stay with me?"
Me: "The whole time."
Little One: "Until I'm old?"
Me: "How about until you go home on the bus this afternoon?"
Little One: "Okay. But I'll miss you when I'm old."
Me: "Me, too."
Little One: "Mrs. McCauley, what are those goats doing?"
Me: "Eating the food those children are sending up to them."
Little One: "What do you think the goats are thinking?"
Me: "I'm not sure. What do you think they're thinking?"
Little One: "I think they're thinking 'Mmmm, room service is niiice.'"
Dad: "Plants aren't boys and girls. They're just plants."
Little One: "Nuh-uh, Mrs. McCauley read us a book about how to tell if they're boys or girls and this one has a baby pumpkin growing under the flower. That means the bees visited a boy pumpkin flower and got yellow pollen on their legs and brought it over to the girl flower so she could make a baby pumpkin. Then this baby pumpkin will grow up to be a mommy or daddy pumpkin and it will make a flower and everything will start all over again."
Dad: "Really?"
Little One: "Really. But the sad part is that the pumpkins die, but don't cry because their seeds go back to live in the Earth to make new pumpkins. So, it's sorta like they come back to life. It's like a secret pumpkin super-power."
Little One: "Look, Mrs. McCauley, it's taking off its seed coat."
Me: "That's awesome. Can you see the seed leaves yet?"
Little One: "Yep, they're coming out to hug the mommy pumpkin I picked."
Me: "I bet your seed leaves will be poking out of the soil when we come back to school on Monday."
Little One: "Should I leave the mommy pumpkin here to help them?"
Me: "No, I don't think so because pumpkin seeds know how grow all by themselves."
Little One: "Wow, pumpkin sprouts are really smart."