I'm a people watcher. I admit it. Terry and I have this people scavenger hunt game we like to play in the mall. Before we enter, we each give the other person a person they have to try to find while we're there. For example, I might make Terry spot a man with a broken leg, tattoo, and a cowboy hat. He might make me look for a woman with a stroller, seven piercings, and mom jeans. Points are awarded for found people. Bonus points are awarded for unusual sightings, like someone dressed up as Santa in July.
Recently we attended a wedding that was the People Scavenger Hunt jackpot. Check it out. For the record, there wasn't any alcohol present.
-woman in a muumuu and a very long, bad wig
-family of the groom entering while the ceremony was in progress to show their disapproval of the marriage.
-mother of the bride talking trash about the mother of the groom
-mother of the groom in full length fur coat, fur scarf, and Russian style fur hat that she wore for the duration of the ceremony and reception.
-groom passing out during the ceremony (I only get half a point for this one because although he swooned, he came to before hitting the floor.)
-embittered reverend who does not believe in marriage and felt free during the ceremony to share his staunch belief that 1 Corinthians 13 is a big, fat lie.
Nothing like a wedding to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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